All USB Ports
----"You cannot sign into FaceTime on this Mac at this time."
----Using the stock kernel with these patches, so OPEMU is unavailable
----All outputs work, but they constantly crackle and stutter; strangely enough, violently shaking the mouse alleviates this
I followed the Vanilla Mojave Installation Guide for the most part, except I used the stock kernel with clover patches instead of the patched 10.14.5 kernel. The system is running smoothly and is performing very well, with a Cinebench score of 1338.
The UEFI settings I used (Gigabyte B450 Aorus M):